Sunday, April 12, 2009

Projectile Sneezing Poo

Hunter was up last night from 11:30-3:30. While I was changing him, he pooed all over the new diaper,I went to the 2nd, and while I was placing that one, he sneezed, and a shot of poo, flew all over me, my leg, his new clothes and the 2nd clean diaper. I've never been shot with poo before- it was awesome. On to the 3rd diaper- At least they were free!

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Confession- I was interested in Hunter's uncircumcised boy parts, (never one seen before), and while poking around, he peeded and got me in the face. Guess I deserved that.

By the way- I'm mad at Brad for posting that picture of me in the previous post. I know everyone understands i just went through a c-section, but there should be a universal law against taking pictures of the mother during the entire hospital stay. Why is it during the most "picture-taking" moment of your life- you have to look so awful! Grrr- Sigh.

14 comments:

tweedlediva said...

He's sooooo cute! And I don't think you look bad in that picture, Celeste. All in your head.

Joseph Draschil said...

What a cutie. C-section helps them not look like aliens for the first few days.

Mikidees said...

Hi-larious. I love the disgusting things babies do, that are adorable just because they are tiny. He is a cutie. I WANNA HOLD HIM.

Tom Anderson said...

That is too funny! Congratulations on the new baby!

You could just photoshop your face in the hospital pictures with your face from a wedding photo or something! Then everyone would be like, "Wow, she just went through a c-section and she STILL looks AMAZING!"

The 3 Nomads said...

He's adorable! I hate those poo explosions. They always seem to happen to me at 4am right after the baby has been fed and I'm almost done changing her. Oh and BTW you really do look awesome! I'm way jealous that you consider that picture awful.

Ivy said...

You both look fabulous...although I sympathize about the idea of having your picture taken after such a challenging experience!

Crys said...

Celeste you look great. The hair net is slightly distracting (it reminds me of cotton candy) but your face is glowing and your smile is radiant! Little boys are so funny. Ezra peed on me so many times it was not even funny. He also packed a pretty powerful punch when it came to projectile poop. One time he pooped right into Jason's hand, which happened to be about a foot and half from his bum. He also had a tendency to shoot right out the back of his diapers all up his back. It is amazing how even a trained parent has to go through new lessons :) Hunter is a cuttie! Congrats on the new baby and also on the new couch!

Heidi said...

Celeste! Congrats, what a little hunk you've got there. I like the name Hunter, too. That was the one we were considering before deciding on Christian. You look great, don't know what you're worried about!

Lisa said...

Ha, ha! That's a great story. At least you were still at the hospital so THEY had to do the laundry! Hunter is truly a beautiful baby. I think he has your eyes. Too bad he and Allison probably won't get to know each other. We muss you guys.

Congratulations!!

Tiana & Preston said...

you have the cutest little boy ever. and your funny. i was acutally thinking you look alot better then most newly mothers:)and thats a gross story and i have always wonder what it looks like as well.

PEEDED

Kyle said...

I like the new nephew already. Seems classy.

Aqualung said...

You look great Celeste and thanks to you and Brad for adding such a hansom and healthy projectile pooper to the family. I think that it mostly turns into gas when they are older. That doesn't leave a mess but it can clear a room. That pee is nothing but baby perfume.

Spitzer Family said...

Congrats to you guys-what an adorable little guy!! You look beautiful-motherhood is so wonderful! Especially the poop all over in the middle of the night...

b-ryce said...

what a cute kid!